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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i believe in u and ur pee
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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