Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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