I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she peed on how many people?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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