yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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