Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm so fucking centered right now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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