kristin has been a bad kristin
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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