Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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