check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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