Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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