great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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