I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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