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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

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omg, i know.

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we're too high.

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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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he looks like a really good dad on facebook

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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.

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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup

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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..

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I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...

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