Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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