Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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