I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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