thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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