are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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