She announced her abortion via fbk
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
