Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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