I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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