actually, I'm a sock model
North Korea, Best Korea!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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