At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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