Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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