Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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