He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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