my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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