just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude i'm inner monologue high
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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