There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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