This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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