I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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