His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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