3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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