You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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