yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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