Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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