Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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