So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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