I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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