my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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