sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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