Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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