Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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