at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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