and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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