Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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