Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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