I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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