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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
bring money and cleavage
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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