i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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