Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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