did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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